Danny GlickAug 7, 20181 min readMarty McFlyGo online and find someone with the same name as you. Call him/her. Speak about absolutely anything. When your finished you'll feel like...
Danny GlickAug 7, 20181 min readA Suit of SexismSexism activists beware: There is a king and a queen in the deck who each represent the king and queen respectively. In addition, a Jack...
Danny GlickAug 7, 20181 min readNeo-Narcissists ATTN anyone who posts anything to WhatsApp story: You don't matter and the world would be a better place if you fell down the stairs.
Danny GlickAug 7, 20181 min readFist bumps save livesNext time you shake someones hand, take into account that just a short time ago he was wiping his behind and a smudge of his poo got on...
Danny GlickAug 7, 20181 min readGame of ThronesOne cannot rule the kingdom of relievance forever. Anyone who sits atop the porcelain throne will eventually get numb legs or develop a...
Danny GlickAug 6, 20181 min readConstipation ContemplationIn a perfect world where all toilet paper comes three ply, no family would need suffer the great peril known as "Family Picture Day."